My best crop!

Hello my little friend.

This spring, I am growing the best crop of slugs that I've ever had!! What's my secret you ask? Simple - add equal amounts of cool weather and endless drizzle, toss in a few of their favourite veggies - and voila, you've created a slug paradise!!

At this point, I'm growing Chinese cabbage, lettuce, Japanese turnips and asparagus for their dining pleasure. The slugs are so accommodating, in fact, that they even eat the lettuce seedlings as soon as they poke through the soil - thank you very much! At this point, all six of my white pumpkin seedlings have also been enjoyed by our bumper crop of slugs. Let's just hope the giant pumpkins that I plan on moving to the garden today will feed them for a longer period of time.

Last year's Chinese Cabbage - virtually hole free!!

Now, don't be jealous.. you too can enjoy your own slug habitat. In fact, if you like, I'll ship you off some of mine - large quantity pricing available!

ARGH!!

Heading to the garden

My slug garden